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Navajo wins military discharge to become medicine man
WINDOW ROCK - Ronnie Tallman's debate with the U.S. Marines over the
last year has centered on a rare, spiritual gift bestowed upon him as a
Navajo that teaches him to heal, not hurt people. 29's 7th Marines Tame Iraq's "Wild West"
Los Angeles Times
By Tony Perry, Times Staff Writer Rezone Questions Up on Tuesday's Docket
Hi Ken and Sherrie, TROOPS WANT MORE TROOPS
By Ron Brault County Declares EmergencyBoard of Supervisors Chairman Paul Biane today declared a local emergency to assist those who have suffered losses caused by persistent freezing weather. Preliminary estimates tag at $11,855,584 the damage attributable to the ongoing spate of extremely low overnight temperatures, which began on January 11 and is expected to continue for at east several more days. That initial sum includes $11,051,700 in agricultural losses, $578,320 in damage to 148 residences and 214 private businesses, and $69,564 in damage to 19 public facilities, including the Barstow and Victorville courthouses and the County office complex in the Big Bear Valley. Additionally, many people have suffered respiratory problems due to the cold weather and have incurred bodily injuries caused by icy conditions. The freeze has also caused great hardships to the county’s homeless population and to other residents who do not have the means to keep warm. “The San Bernardino County freeze of 2007 has turned into a full-scale disaster, and many people in our county are suffering,” Chairman Biane said today after signing the disaster declaration. “This declaration will put the victims in the best possible position to receive what ever forms of assistance become available.” County disaster officials are continuing to quantify damage related to the cold snap. Preliminary estimates are expected to skyrocket as soon as damage estimates from all of the county’s communities and businesses – especially the county’s $44 million fruit and vegetable industry -- are tabulated. The County declaration will be sent to the State Director of Emergency Services and the Governor in the hope that the state will proclaim a state of emergency in San Bernardino County.
Chairman Biane will ask the Board of Supervisors to ratify the County declaration during the Board’s next regular meeting on Tuesday, January 23. A copy of Chairman Biane’s declaration is attached. A SOLUTION FOR THE IRAQ WAR
By Ron Brault Most everyone has a whimsical or whacko solution for the war, so here is mine: There will never be peace in the Middle East. Fighting a "Holy War" has been a national sport enjoyed by the tribesman for more than 3,000 years. For the Middle Eastern tribesman there is nothing more rewarding or fulfilling than fighting a holy war against fellow tribesman in the name of Allah. It doesn't seem to matter that they all worship the same God and share the same religious beliefs. Forget about fighting for freedom. The primary purpose for todays fighting is revenge against other tribes that was not possible when Saddam was is control. Freedom comes in a distant second. There is no national unity. Each tribe is nation loyal unto itself. Peace alliances between the tribes are broken by rocket fire within weeks. Let's not forget that the United States armed Osama Bin Laden, the architect of 911, with deadly stinger missiles that effectively grounded the Russian Air Force in Afghanistan. Osama is now our number one enemy. Saddam Insane was once a friend of the United States until he decided to cast friendship to the wind and invade Kuwait. Iraq and Iran fought a bloody war that lasted eight long years. You would think the Iranians would cast a huge bronze statue in honor of President Bush for taking out Saddam, but now the Iraqis and Iranians are buddies. It is futile to negotiate or make agreements with Middle East tribesmen. The Israelis are happy. We are taking out enemies they would otherwise have to fight someday. By the way, where is the God of the Old Testament when you need him? If we were back in Biblical times God would have smitten the various "ite" tribes into oblivion to make the world safe for the Israelites. (Read Deuteronomy). Since the God of Israel seems to have lost interest in fighting holy wars it's now up to the United States to take up the slack and smite the ites. Here's the game plan. Remove all Americans, including the troops, from the Middle East. Equally arm all tribes with tactical nuclear weapons of the neutron variety so that the infrastructure and oil fields are not harmed. Design the nukes to be fired from long range rocket launchers and howitzers. To guarantee success, manufacture hundreds of them that can be fired from the tribesman's favorite weapon, the Russian RPG-7 Rocket Propelled Grenade launcher. GPS controlled detonators would insure that none of the nukes left the Middle East. Each of the nukes could be command detonated from the United States if necessary. Each would be equipped with a tracking device. With this kind of firepower and the ferocity in which the tribesman fight the entire Middle East could be secured in about 15 minutes. The expired tribal warriors could then be processed into Soylent Green to feed the starving people in Africa. The Soylent Green wafers would already be radiated to kill bacteria and preserve freshness. There is much debate over what constitutes victory in Iraq. The answer is simple: Victory in Iraq is buck-forty-nine a gallon gasoline.
Note: The above story is for entertainment purposes only and does not necessarily reflect the view point of the author. Footnote: "Soylent Green" was a futuristic move starring Charlton Heston where the deceased were processed into Soylent Green protein wafers to feed the hungry masses. Heston's famous last line in the movie: "Soylent Green is people!" What do you mean, you don't speak Spanish?
If you have been wondering why I haven't been writing I thought I would let you know. How is that old saying go, Idle hands are the Devil's work shop... We I guess in a way that old adage is right. I've been out of town, working in the field of endeavor I love. So I suppose the devil in me is a bit suppressed at the moment. Besides I've nothing to complain about. Bagley looses bid
The San Bernardino County Board of Supervisors named Brad Mitzelfelt on
Wednesday to fill the 1st District supervisor's post vacated by former
Chairman Bill Postmus. From FlashReport.org: Insiders report that yesterday Jim Bagley inflicted serious self-damage by appearing on a popular local radio broadcast in the County’s First District. Live on air Bagley impugned the integrity of nearly every county supervisor – even the member of the Board who initially recommended Bagley’s appointment! Bagley’s highly negative characterization of his would-be colleagues did not sit well, and undoubtedly was a contributing factor in causing a former Bagley supporter to switch to Mitzelfelt. Well you can't help a guy who runs his mouth off to some local RADIO PERSONALITY to destroy his own career. If he would have asked me I would have told him to keep his trap shut. We almost had him the job he always wanted. Well next time. 1st District field narrowed down to two
Ryan Orr January 09, 2007
SAN BERNARDINO — After a 6 1 /2-hour hearing to select a replacement for 1st District Supervisor Bill Postmus, the San Bernardino County Board of Supervisors Monday narrowed the field of 13 applicants, but deadlocked on the two finalists: Postmus’ aide Brad Mitzelfelt and former Twentynine Palms councilman Jim Bagley. Split down the middle on the two applicants, the Board agreed to meet again Wednesday in hopes of selecting a county supervisor to represent the 1st District, which includes the desert portions of San Bernardino County. More Who's future is this anyway?
By Monday afternoon we should have a new 1st District Supervisor. The question will be will the new Supervisor reflect the wants and wishes of the almost half a million people who now live in the High Desert? Public invited to participate in selection of new supervisorThe public is invited to attend and participate in Monday’s special meeting of the San Bernardino County Board of Supervisors, at which the Board will interview and attempt to select a new supervisor to represent the High Desert-based First District. The meeting will take place on Monday, Jan. 8, at 1 p.m. in the Board chambers on the first floor of the County Government Center at 385 N. Arrowhead Ave. in San Bernardino. The First District seat on the Board will become vacant just after noon on Monday when current Supervisor Bill Postmus is sworn in as County Assessor. The voter-approved County Charter requires the remaining Board members to fill a supervisorial vacancy by appointing a registered voter from the vacant district to serve until the next general election, which in this case will occur in 2008. Following Postmus’ election as assessor, the Board on Nov. 28 adopted a procedure to make the appointment process more transparent than required by the charter by inviting interested individuals to apply for the appointment by submitting letters and resumes, and then having a special meeting to conduct public interviews and receive public comment. Thirteen First-District residents have applied to be considered by the Board for the appointment. Monday’s agenda calls for a period in which anyone from the public can comment on the process or the applicants. Then, each applicant will have an opportunity to make a public presentation and be questioned by Board members. Following that, Board members will deliberate in public and attempt to make a selection. The appointee will be sworn into office immediately following the selection. The 17,000-square-mile First District includes roughly one-fifth of the County’s 2 million residents. It also takes in most of the County’s vast desert region, including the cities of Victorville, Hesperia, Adelanto, Barstow, Needles, and Twentynine Palms, the Town of Apple Valley, and many unincorporated communities, including Wrightwood, Phelan, Piñon Hills, Oak Hills, Helendale, Oro Grande, Lucerne Valley, Hinkley, Newberry Springs, and Baker. Spending some time outside the Morongo Basin
The nature of my real life business is to travel outside the realm of Twentynine Palms every so often. The hot dog sabbatical was fun but it doesn't pay the bills in the winter time. So off I've gone to do some contract engineering for the Phone Co. Supervisors certify votesBy RYAN ORR Desert Dispatch/Staff Writer SAN BERNARDINO - Despite public testimony about problems at the polls from High Desert residents, the certification of the Nov. 7 election results was accepted Tuesday by the San Bernardino County Board of Supervisors. "The backbone of freedom is elections," said Apple Valley resident Trudy Sherburne, who stated at the board meeting that the results of the election were not reliable. "Please give us a fair election," she added. More Been out of townI've been out of town working on a project. Finally I found a Hotspot to check the site. I'll be working out of town for the next couple of months. I hope to find one of you good posters will volunteer to take over posting on the front page while I am gone. If you have a desire to post you daily opinions on-line let me know in an email. I would like to talk with you. See you all this weekend. Happy New Year From Cactus Thorns
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